Well, we are in rare form today! Or are we? I don't really know what that means. We're here, no one is hungover today, and we've got that Ryan Leaf confidence! *Let's say someone opened a gym just for women. Then let's say that women really liked it because they didn't have to worry about guys hitting on them or stealing their dirty socks. Would that be such a bad thing? We don't think so either. *Doomscrolling! If you ever shoot someone and you find yourself facing a judge, just say you thought the gun was a tape dispenser. The supreme court will hear a case about abortion. The Cicadas are here and Slimfast has got recipes!! Did Bill Gates get horny twenty years ago? If you haven't been vaccinated, you're in luck. You can get vaccinated this weekend in Vegas....in a strip club. Florida at Walmart bends over to pick up a case of pop and shoots himself in the thigh. *Which Jonas Brother are you? Just kidding, Julia is in love with a Jonas brother or something. *What's your "thing" and how did you tell your S/O? *When and why did you give up your childhood passion? Did you ever have a passion? Is it too late to find one? *Can we just put an end to company emails? I'm tired of trying to find ways to send emails without sounding like a total corporate tool. *A new app lets you charge people for advice. You read that right. It might makes more sense once you listen but no promises. *Somebody worked up the courage to say that Shrek was a crappy movie. People lost their minds. *Well? What did you think? I thought it was a pretty nice little Tuesday. Let's hang out again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

<p>Well, we are in rare form today! Or are we? I don't really know what that means. We're here, no one is hungover today, and we've got that Ryan Leaf confidence! *Let's say someone opened a gym just for women. Then let's say that women really liked it because they didn't have to worry about guys hitting on them or stealing their dirty socks. Would that be such a bad thing? We don't think so either. *Doomscrolling! If you ever shoot someone and you find yourself facing a judge, just say you thought the gun was a tape dispenser. The supreme court will hear a case about abortion. The Cicadas are here and Slimfast has got recipes!! Did Bill Gates get horny twenty years ago? If you haven't been vaccinated, you're in luck. You can get vaccinated this weekend in Vegas....in a strip club. Florida at Walmart bends over to pick up a case of pop and shoots himself in the thigh. *Which Jonas Brother are you? Just kidding, Julia is in love with a Jonas brother or something. *What's your "thing" and how did you tell your S/O? *When and why did you give up your childhood passion? Did you ever have a passion? Is it too late to find one? *Can we just put an end to company emails? I'm tired of trying to find ways to send emails without sounding like a total corporate tool. *A new app lets you charge people for advice. You read that right. It might&nbsp;makes more sense once you listen but no promises. *Somebody worked up the courage to say that Shrek was a crappy movie. People lost their minds. *Well? What did you think? I thought it was a pretty nice little Tuesday. Let's hang out again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!&nbsp;</p>

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