"Dear Diary, it's been almost a week and I still can't get any of my podcast descriptions to upload. I will continue to try but alas, my optimism and patience are waning." Welcome to the podcast! A new study says people are sleeping a lot less during the pandemic. How can that be? All we do is sleep? Is there something wrong with us? *Houses of the future are here. We discuss an article about all the futuristic stuff people want in their homes. *Headlines! Biden said something today, Mitch said something about Biden today, and Bill Barr said goodbye. Who cares. Let's discuss what you've been doing with your "alone time" during COVID. *Jeriney is so naive. Just listen. Lazlo will explain. *Tik Tok revenge....something? A girl asks for likes on her video and then promoises to "out" the married man she slept with. Can we all agree that this is terrible? *What happens when you're an NFL quarterback and you have to use the restroom during a game? You tell the coach you have cramps. *Lazlo doesn't signal when he drives and he's mad that he keeps getting tickets for it. *We talk a little bit more about boozing during COVID and then we bid you goodnight. Goodnight sweet prince and princess. We'll catch up again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung