Uh oh! Lazlo has a serious warning for Slimfast and Snowcone and neither of them wants to hear it. *They'll poll people about anything these days and we'll talk about their "findings". *The Segway, 3D TVs, Google+, Theranos, and more of the world's greatest success stories. *Doomscrolling!! Did Twitter just become less safe? Are police getting anywhere with the Idaho murders? Richmond Virginia is no longer the confederate statue capitol. Are you kids in a Satan club? *What do meth, coke, heroin, and anchovies have in common? A lot, actually. *If you hate your job, post videos on social media complaining about it. It will solve all your having a job problems. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! 

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