Lazlo is back after emergency surgery after eating a slice of delivery pizza. *We've found another use for Viagra and it's potentially a medical miracle! *Slimfast has decided that that he and Lazlo should have life insurance policies on one another. Lazlo is all in, but it could lead to Slim's early demise. *Doomscrolling! Ukraine vs Russia. Oxford hs shooter's parents allegedly had CPS called on them years ago. It might finally snow in Denver this week! *Julia threw a salvation army bell at a complete stranger! *Slimfast got in trouble for asking a bartender to smile more, or something. *Lazlo once got high with one of the purest pop-rock bands of the 90's. *Men sometimes have a difficult time performing and why it's probably your fault. *The list of the best original screenplays of the 21st century (so far) does not include Get Hard and we are incensed. *Have a great day! Hope to see you tomorrow! -Every Wang Chung!!