​Jeriney missed out on another opportunity for us to get rich! We also learn that Lazlo doesn't know what wasabi is and that he doesn't trust Slimfast when he tries to tell him stuff. *How do you flirt with a shy guy? Out favorite shy guys gives you some pointers. *Doomscrolling! Biden sits down for a virtual summit with Winnie the Pooh in an effort to avoid nuclear war. It's time to regulate Stablecoin, whatever the hell that is. Gas prices are so high that even Shaq Math can't save us. Another random shooting in Aurora Colorado. Parents are suing a school district for punishing their kids over a slavery petition. The original cast of Ghostbusters say they might finally be ready to make a new movie. George Clooney doesn't name names but it sounds to us like he  might be criticizing Alec Baldwin. Hi-C Ecto Cooler is back but it ain't gonna be easy to get. 2021 marks the sixth consecutive year of thanksgiving with accidental grandma. *Outside of showing up to work drunk or just not showing up at all, when did you mess up at work so badly that you should have been fired? *It it weird to masturbate to pictures of someone on social media without their consent? Yes? No? Anyone? *If you have a refrigerator with a water dispenser, you might be a rich person. *Are fraternities really still doing this dumb "hogging" crap? We hoped it was only in old movies but apparently it's a real thing and it still happens. Everybody Wang Chung
-Slimfast

<p>​Jeriney missed out on another opportunity for us to get rich! We also learn that Lazlo doesn't know what wasabi is and that he doesn't trust Slimfast when he tries to tell him stuff. *How do you flirt with a shy guy? Out favorite shy guys gives you some pointers. *Doomscrolling! Biden sits down for a virtual summit with Winnie the Pooh in an effort to avoid nuclear war. It's time to regulate Stablecoin, whatever the hell that is. Gas prices are so high that even Shaq Math can't save us. Another random shooting in Aurora Colorado. Parents are suing a school district for punishing their kids over a slavery petition. The original cast of Ghostbusters say they might finally be ready to make a new movie. George Clooney doesn't name names but it sounds to us like he&nbsp; might be criticizing Alec Baldwin. Hi-C Ecto Cooler is back but it ain't gonna be easy to get. 2021 marks the sixth consecutive year of thanksgiving with accidental grandma. *Outside of showing up to work drunk or just not showing up at all, when did you mess up at work so badly that you should have been fired? *It it weird to masturbate to pictures of someone on social media without their consent? Yes? No? Anyone? *If you have a refrigerator with a water dispenser, you might be a rich person. *Are fraternities really still doing this dumb "hogging" crap? We hoped it was only in old movies but apparently it's a real thing and it still happens. Everybody Wang Chung<br>-Slimfast</p>

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