Are people actually upset about Billie Eilish and her boyfriend or are we taking the bait? I mean, they're both young right? I don't want to live in a world where 31 isn't young because it's significantly older than I am and my mom says I'm still a young man. *Why do people get so worked up about cheating in baseball? *Put on some deodorant and quit the pity party, gentleman. *Doomscrolling!! Takeoff from Migos was killed in a Halloween night shooting. If Elon wins this week's $1 billion Powerball lottery, his Twitter deal would still have cost him a fortune.  Thousands of people get stuck in the most magical place on China's mainland. *A mom gets stuck trying to move a couch down the stairs late at night. Why are we discussing this? Because it's guaranteed to capture Lazlo's imagination. *The old "accidental happening ending". A tale as old as time. *Snowonce is the most beloved COL producer of all time! Well, right after Ali, Amanda, Meredith, Keith, Susie, Jon Doe.... *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Have a great day! Please take a second to visit www.lazlo.church where you can support us with a merch purchase and follow us on all our socials. See you tomorrow!! 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!