Don't oversleep unless you want to miss the school bus again. You know the school bus. That metal tube of bullying hell where everyone lives by prison rules and there's almost zero adult supervision. *A few years back, Lazlo went to Florida and almost left his leg behind at a minute clinic. Turns out, he was luckier than we thought. *Doomscrolling!! Brittney Griner's appeal has been rejected by the Russian courts. A Sacramento teacher is in trouble for hiding a teen at her house for two years but it's not exactly what you're thinking. Kanye is going broke. Raise your hand if you've ever used dry shampoo outside of a hospital. A sheriff in Alabama wants parents to watch out for poisoned candy and recalls the time a stranger forced him to eat LSD at a trick-or-treat fair. An Amazon delivery driver was found dead after a suspected dog attack. Bear attacks man, man hospitalized for gunshot wound. *James Corden has been getting some bad press and it's not because he's a hack. This calls for Lazlo's Crisis Management! *There are world records and then there are world records. *Men are sick and tired of being judged for wanting to quilt while drinking pink passions. Slimfast is tired of getting made fun of for requesting a massage from the wise janitor in Rudy. *Fin! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit www.lazlo.church so you can follow us on social media, grab merch, and join in the conversation after hours on our subreddit. Have a great day!

<p>Don't oversleep unless you want to miss the school bus again. You know the school bus. That metal tube of bullying hell where everyone lives by prison rules and there's almost zero adult supervision. *A few years back, Lazlo went to Florida and almost left his leg behind at a minute clinic. Turns out, he was luckier than we thought. *Doomscrolling!! Brittney Griner's appeal has been rejected by the Russian courts. A Sacramento teacher is in trouble for hiding a teen at her house for two years but it's not exactly what you're thinking. Kanye is going broke. Raise your hand if you've ever used dry shampoo outside of a hospital. A sheriff in Alabama wants parents to watch out for poisoned candy and recalls the time a stranger forced him to eat LSD at a trick-or-treat fair. An Amazon delivery driver was found dead after a suspected dog attack. Bear attacks man, man hospitalized for gunshot wound. *James Corden has been getting some bad press and it's not because he's a hack. This calls for Lazlo's Crisis Management! *There are world records and then there are world<em> records. </em>*Men are sick and tired of being judged for wanting to quilt while drinking pink passions. Slimfast is tired of getting made fun of for requesting a massage from the wise janitor in Rudy. *Fin! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit www.lazlo.church so you can follow us on social media, grab merch, and join in the conversation after hours on our subreddit. Have a great day!</p>

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