I apologize if you're not a sports fan but we've got to talk a little football. The Chiefs game last night was a nail-biter but that's not the only reason it's in the news today. People are upset by something Troy Aikman said during the broadcast and the cameraman who got pushed to the ground by Davante Adams has filed a police report. *How many dumb people do you think you encounter on a daily basis? Your estimate is way too low. Here are five rules to follow if you want to survive in this stupid world. *Doomscrolling!! A Mississippi daycare worker has been fired for putting on a Scream mask to scare toddlers in her class. iPhones keep calling 911 on roller coasters. Brittney Griner could be coming home before the end of the year. *The top 5 horror movies of all time according to the people. *Americans need to hear some harsh truths about their country, even if some feelings get hurt. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please subscribe and rate us if you get a minute. We'd also love for you to visit our website www.lazlo.church and click the links to follow us on social media and our subreddit. Have a great day! -Everbody Wang Chung!!!