Another Tuesday, another day Slimfast gets worried that Lazlo is dead. *30 year-olds dating 19 year-olds. Dogs living with cats. The world is nuts.  *Doomscrolling!! Facebook is back and so are the whistleblowers! Brain Laundrie's sister says she wants her brother to turn himself in. A former NASCAR driver was shot and killed over the weekend. Schools apparently have active shooter alarms and those alarms can be set off with frisbees. Cinderella would not like to meet you in your hotel room. Your shorts are making people sick. *Six different ways to love. Let's play spin the bottle and figure out which way best describes you. *The hot new Hollywood trend? Matching spouse toilets. *There's a rumor going around that uber charges people more if their phone is dying. There's a rumor going around that uber charges people more if their phone is dying. *Science has determined the 20 scariest movies of all time and Fatal Attraction didn't make the list. *If you're having trouble finding love, perhaps it's time for you to visit a Hyundai dealer. *Have a great day/night! I just can't thank you enough for everything! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

<p>Another Tuesday, another day Slimfast gets worried that Lazlo is dead. *30 year-olds dating 19 year-olds. Dogs living with cats. The world is nuts.&nbsp;&nbsp;*Doomscrolling!! Facebook is back and so are the whistleblowers! Brain Laundrie's sister says she wants her brother to turn himself in. A former NASCAR driver was shot and killed over the weekend. Schools apparently have active shooter alarms and those alarms can be set off with frisbees. Cinderella would&nbsp;<em>not&nbsp;</em>like to meet you in your hotel room. Your shorts are&nbsp;making people sick. *Six different ways to love. Let's play spin the bottle and figure out which way best describes you. *The hot new Hollywood trend? Matching spouse&nbsp;toilets. *There's a rumor going around that uber charges people more if their phone is dying. There's a rumor going around that uber charges people more if their phone is dying. *Science has determined the 20 scariest movies of all time and Fatal Attraction didn't make the list. *If you're having trouble finding love, perhaps it's time for you to visit a Hyundai dealer. *Have a great day/night! I just can't thank you enough for everything! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!</p>

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