*Lazlo's rich! The Lions won which is great and all but Lazlo made out like a bandit!

*Slim won some money sports betting too but he's not allowed to have it.

*What's your favorite simple joy in life?

*Jimmy Carter is the first president to turn 100!

*Pete Rose passed away. Does this mean his "lifetime" ban will come to an end?

*The dock workers are on strike so your Amazon stuff might be late.

*Oasis has announced their North American tour dates but what are the odds that they actually make it that long?

*The VP debate is tonight!!!

*If you were rich, which elite club would you join?

*A man took mushrooms and amputated his own penis. 

*UFOs are real and nobody cares!

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