Who doesn't love a good Tuesday? The weekend cobwebs have been knocked off and you find your rhythm. *A new survey found that adults have made an average of four "major wrong decisions" throughout life. That number seems awfully low. *What's your favorite thing to flush down the toilet that you know you're not supposed to? This article says we're flushing too many things that we shouldn't but I'm afraid someone will see that old condom in a trash can. *Doomscrolling!! A look back on Lazlo's military service and what it must be like if you're a man in Russia right now. Fans booed that Blue Jays for walking Aaron Judge but what else were they supposed to do? Hurricane Ian is threatening Lazlo and Slim's retirement plans. The DEA is warning that rainbow fentanyl candies might not be as fun as they look and sound. *A man's life was saved during a video session with an OnlyFans model. Why don't we have an OnlyFans? *What things are sick of people trying to turn into their entire personality? I keep telling Snowcone to stop trying to make Game of Thrones his entire personality because he will forever be, "audiobook listening Bernie Bro" to me. *We're out of time already? I can't believe we've already talked for 90 minutes today. Time flies by when we're hanging with you. Please remember to visit www.lazlo.church and click the links to follow all of us on all of our socials. Fel free to grab a shirt while you're there too. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!