We learned today that Jeriney does "adult dancing" with her mom. Then we learned that tap is considered adult dancing. Julia wants Lazlo to spend this fall learning a skill that would surprise and excite the women he meets. Now he's just gotta decide what he wants to learn. *A woman on tik tok is going viral for crying about her bad haircut. Have you ever cried about a bad haircut? Have you ever received an intentionally bad haircut from a guy because you wouldn't play his band on the radio? *Doomscrolling! Gabby's autopsy is happening today. September is about to be the deadliest month for covid since last winter. A man decides to take his own life by jumping off a building but he ends up taking a pedestrian out with him. *MGK is beefing with Slipknot and he's awfully quick to attack people for being "old". *Ever get the feeling that you're being watched in your hotel room or AirBnb? You are. *Liquor shortages are a real thing and we think the president needs to get involved immediately. *The best fast food chicken nuggets in the country. *Do you collect anything? Baseball cards? Watches? Old frozen pizza boxes? *Concert room concerts are about to return and we're gonna bring them to you. *Have a great day! Be nice to the free hugs guy! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!