Oh, the places we'll go! Slimfast is officially a degenerate gambler. He's now betting on baseball games and European soccer matches because he can't wait for Thursday Night Football. *Twitter is arguing about American chain restaurants but we mostly stand up for them. Good chance you could find all of us at Olive Garden or Chili's tonight. *Doomscrolling!! The Emmys were last night. I'm sure you watched the broadcast but here's a quick recap anyway. The Broncos lost which means we're all a little poorer today. *Nick Wright is on the show! He recaps last night's game and promises he'll call back later this week to do our season picks. *Doomscrolling Pt2. *Alex Jones is back in court. An Oklahoma inmate who was forced to listen to Baby Shark on repeat was found dead in his cell. *What's the deal with boobs? Men love them but women hate them. So what do we do about boobs at college football games? *Why do men cheat? The answers seem obvious but someone came up with a Top 5 list so we're gonna read it. *Teach me something new in 60 seconds. Go! *It's time for Slim's terrible pick of the day! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget that you can always find us and all our links at www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!