It's Tuesday and we're back, baby! Did you watch any football this weekend? Did you see Lazlo's kid's team get their asses handed to them? A lot of people are saying they have a coaching problem. Dave Grohl introduced Taylor Hawkins's son onstage in London over the weekend. His name is Shane and he's 16 years old. He played My Hero with the band and I'm not crying, you're crying! *What was the most embarrassing moment you ever had in school? Did it involve puking? Pooping? Getting called a booger eater when all you did was pick your nose because everyone on the bus was encouraging you to do it and they acted like they loved it and you never ate a single booger because you're not a booger eater and you know for a fact that you wiped them all on the back of the bus seat?! Did that happen? *Doomscrolling! Biden thinks you're an idiot. It wasn't the husband this time. *Holy crap! We have to take a break from Doomscrolling because our old friend Soren Bowie is on the show!! *Doomscrolling Pt2. Would you ride a sketchy carnival ride in India? Wanna hear what it sounds like to have a stroke? Amazon is sick and tired of your bad reviews for LOTR so they've put a 72-hour hold on rotten tomatoes. *If you drink mojitos then you're probably getting laid. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to stop by www.lazlo.church for all your COL needs. See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!