Close your eyes. Okay, don't actually close your eyes because I need you to be able to read this. With your eyes open, think back to the athletes in your high school. You see them walking down the halls and socializing in the cafeteria. Try to think about the different people from different sports and visualize their uniforms. Now, did you see any baseball players walking around? *About half of American adults over the age of 21 consider themselves to be smart drinkers. What the hell does that mean? *Doomscrolling!!! Great news, young people are using drugs at record levels! And God looked down upon the cities that were unkind to The Church of Lazlo and washed them away with great floods. Bueller? Sam? Victor? Crossing the street without a walk sign? That's a bear macing. Wearing motto jeans in 2022? That's another bear macing. *How much does it cost to raise a kid in America? More than I've got. *A self-proclaimed expert advises women to stay away from these decorations unless they want to repel men. *I don't know what it says about a person who wears a g-string to a family waterpark but I do know that I notice. *Would you go on a reality tv show? If you could have your choice, what kind of reality show would you prefer? Does Family Double Dare count? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. If you need anything, you can always find us at www.lazlo.church Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

<p>Close your eyes. Okay, don't actually close your eyes because I need you to be able to read this. With your eyes open, think back to the athletes in your high school. You see them walking down the halls and socializing in the cafeteria. Try to think about the different people from different sports and visualize their uniforms. Now, did you see any baseball players walking around? *About half of American adults over the age of 21 consider themselves to be smart drinkers. What the hell does that mean? *Doomscrolling!!! Great news, young people are using drugs at record levels! And God looked down upon the cities that were unkind to The Church of Lazlo and washed them away with great floods. Bueller? Sam? Victor? Crossing the street without a walk sign? That's a bear macing. Wearing motto jeans in 2022? That's another bear macing. *How much does it cost to raise a kid in America? More than I've got. *A self-proclaimed expert advises women to stay away from these decorations unless they want to repel men. *I don't know what it says about a person who wears a g-string to a family waterpark but I do know that I notice. *Would you go on a reality tv show? If you could have your choice, what kind of reality show would you prefer? Does Family Double Dare count? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. If you need anything, you can always find us at www.lazlo.church Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!</p>

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