Snowcone loves his White Claws but he's happy to take a free Truly. If you could only have one type of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be? Slim's gonna fat off Keystones, Lazlo's gonna put whisky in his limeades, and Snowcone's gonna drink Black Cherry White Claws until Jesus brings him home. *Fantasy Football is here. Lazlo still plays with his high school friends like he has for years. Snowcone and Slimfast need to find a league they can join where they don't have to be in charge. Message them if you're interested. *The 12 Most Overrated Movies that people only pretend to like. *Have you ever been arrested or had to turn yourself in for a warrant? *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he'll turn himself in on Thursday. Meanwhile, these indictments seem to be helping his poll number. Video has been released of the police raid inside the 98-year-old owner's home. Fyre Fest 2 tickets are on sale now. No artists or specific locations have been given but they're happy to take your money. Voice actors and book narrators are worried about A.I. taking their jobs. Should congress limit the jobs that A.I. is able to fill? *Shocking stuff here, democrats tend to believe cities are safer than republicans. Boston and Dallas come out on top. *Were your parents "bedroom parents" or "living room parents"? Why is Lazlo getting so angry? *Why is the internet always trying to scare us? Now they're telling me I can't eat Veggie Straws or Pop Tarts. *Waiting in line, camping in a tent on the ground, and other things we're too old to tolerate. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or a stranger on the street, write us a review, and click our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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