Yo! Need a ride to airport? Don't ask Lazlo or Slim. *What made the "weird kid" at your school weird? Perhaps you were the weird kid. *Turns out you never stop paying for your kid's crap, no matter how old they are. That doesn't necessarily mean that your raising spoiled brats but you might be. We've got some warning signs for you.*Doomscrolling!! Teenagers these days are getting way cooler summer jobs than we had. Governor Abbott said he's gonna arrest the Texas house dems. A fuel tanker crashed in Michigan and put on quite a fiery show. Police are looking for the driver of a truck that ran over a man as he was coming up through a manhole into the street. Taco Bell employees caused over $30k in damages when they decided to light fireworks inside the restaurant. Lazlo wants to swim with giant goldfish. America's attempt to exterminate all mosquitos is underway in Florida. The entire staff at a Burger King decided to quit and they let everyone know by putting it on the sign out front. *A middle aged mom says she quit her day job because she makes more than $4k a month from her "unique" OnlyFans. *What's the worst advice your parents or grandparents gave you? *American's say music is their favorite simple pleasure but Lazlo has a feeling they don't know about shower beers. *People seem to love it but you think it's gross. Water Parks, Step mom porn, Dr Pimple Popper, and bobbing for apples are just a few polarizing examples. *That's all she wrote! Follow us on twitter and insta @churchoflazlo and say hi to us after hours. Bis Morgan! -Everybody Wang Chung!! 

<p>Yo! Need a ride to airport? Don't ask Lazlo or Slim. *What made the "weird kid" at your school weird? Perhaps you were the weird kid. *Turns out you never stop paying for your kid's crap, no matter how old they are. That doesn't necessarily mean that your raising spoiled brats but you might be. We've got some warning signs for you.*Doomscrolling!! Teenagers these days are getting way cooler summer jobs than we had. Governor Abbott said he's gonna arrest the Texas house dems. A fuel tanker crashed in Michigan and put on quite a fiery show. Police are looking for the driver of a truck that ran over a man as he was coming up through a manhole into the street. Taco Bell employees caused over $30k in damages when they decided to light fireworks inside the restaurant. Lazlo wants to swim with giant goldfish. America's attempt to exterminate all mosquitos is underway in Florida. The entire staff at a Burger King decided to quit and they let everyone know by putting it on the sign out front. *A middle aged mom says she quit her day job because she makes more than $4k a month from her "unique" OnlyFans. *What's the worst advice your parents or grandparents gave you? *American's say music is their favorite simple pleasure but Lazlo has a feeling they don't know about shower beers. *People seem to love it but you think it's gross. Water Parks, Step mom porn, Dr Pimple Popper, and bobbing for apples are just a few polarizing examples. *That's all she wrote! Follow us on twitter and insta @churchoflazlo and say hi to us after hours. Bis Morgan! -Everybody Wang Chung!!&nbsp;</p>

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