Lazlo is running late today. He decided to skip out on work to go get a root canal. I guess the summer heat has got him in full party mode because he can't seem to stop doing fun things. *Julia tries to explain a popular meme to Slimfast and does a poor job. *In Lazlo's absence, Julia and Slimfast do the news. We still don't know what happened with the police in Uvalde but we're getting more info every day. The CDC approves COVID vaccines for children under 5. Your upcoming flight has probably been canceled. A Florida man purposely gets pulled over by police because he was being held hostage. *Lazlo's back and he wants to discuss first date hypotheticals. For example, would you cancel plans for a second date with a person if they called the bartender 'M'Lady'? What if they prefaced their musical tastes with, "You've probably never heard of them but I love.." *We all knew Lazlo was a hipster but now it's getting ridiculous. The man can't even have a phobia without people lining up to join. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Don't forget to head over to our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and get your questions in because tomorrow is GTK Wednesday! Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!