We assumed Lazlo would come rolling in here today carrying money bags but I guess he's waiting on a blockbuster to do a better than Top Gun. *It's time to learn something new! Schools set benchmarks for kids based on their age but there's no reason adults shouldn't do the same for themselves. Today, we'll share the things we learned in our 30's. *Doomscrolling! There are still way too many unanswered questions about the school shooting in Texas. Meanwhile, Dems are going to try and pass some new laws but we've already seen how this plays out. The Bob Dylan memorabilia market is red hot! *Slimfast explains why you should never pay for your food in advance. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's offering (almost) everyone a job! *You look handsome. I trust you. Go out with your friends. I'll get the check. You remind me of my dad. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Tell a friend or two and please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo We also have a subreddit we'd love for you to join, r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!