Another scorcher of a program today! It's times like these when we really start to dwell on the fact that none of us have any skills. There are three grown men sitting here today and not one of us knows how to accomplish any task or complete any project. We should work on that. *Nick Wright is on the program! He's having a no good very bad day and he's turned to us for distraction. He's also sent us gifts! We could not be more excited about these gifts!! *Doomscrolling!! The fugitive chase is over. Investigators are checking the hot water heater at the Sandals resort where three people died last weekend. Why are Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman hanging all over the Queen? Powdered food everywhere but not a drop for babies. I can't decide whether waking up with a strange dog in my bed would be the cutest thing ever or the most horrifying. *How dare you, sir!? How dare you buy your daughter something that I can't afford?! *Are you happy? Do you want to hear three guys defend the Cacio E Pepe girl? Because this is how you get three guys to defend the Cacio E Pepe girl. *So long suckers! I'm getting the hell out of here so that I can be miserable in my own home instead of this smoldering pit of despair. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

<p>Another scorcher of a program today! It's times like these when we really start to dwell on the fact that none of us have any skills. There are three grown men sitting here today and not one of us knows how to accomplish any task or complete any project. We should work on that. *Nick Wright is on the program! He's having a no good very bad day and he's turned to us for distraction. He's also sent us gifts! We could not be more excited about these gifts!! *Doomscrolling!! The fugitive chase is over. Investigators&nbsp;are checking the hot water heater at the Sandals resort where three people died last weekend. Why are Andrew&nbsp;McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman hanging all over the&nbsp;Queen? Powdered food everywhere but not a drop for babies. I can't decide whether waking up with a strange dog in my bed would be the cutest thing ever or the most horrifying. *How dare you, sir!? How dare you buy your daughter something that I can't afford?! *Are you happy? Do you want to hear three guys defend the Cacio E Pepe girl? Because this is how you get three guys to defend the Cacio E Pepe girl. *So long suckers! I'm getting the hell out of here so that I can be miserable in my own home instead of this smoldering pit of despair. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!</p>

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