Our hometown is making international headlines for all the wrong reasons. *It's tax day! Americans really hate doing their taxes. They also hate paying their taxes. What would you give up if it meant you would never have to pay taxes again? *Doomscrolling!! Where are we right now with the Ralph Yarl shooting? Two men have been arrested and accused by the FBI of running a secret Chinese police operation in Manhattan New York. DeSantis refused to let this Disney pissing match go. *David's Bridal has filed for bankruptcy. The company says that no one gets married anymore and the people who do don't dress up. They're looking for buyers though! *Why are we bringing dead grandmothers back to life? Wouldn't it be more interesting to bring back Chris Farley or Elvis or someone else that people actually miss? *Thanks for listening! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and remember to join us each weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo while we record the podcast live. We'd appreciate you telling a friend about the show or maybe asking AI how we could be more successful without any extra work. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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