Yo! We're trying to do a show today but it's difficult when Slimfast is glued to the Johnny Depp trial. He literally brought a tablet to work, just to live stream Court TV. *Is the Great Wall of China the only man-made thing visible from space? No. Let's take a moment to go through a few other debunked myths. *Doomscrolling!! Terrorist attack in Ney York but the details were still coming in during the show. Can Biden and Big-Corn help ease the pain at the pump? Etsy vendors are going on strike. A babysitter allegedly put a kid in the dryer but she says the truth will come out in court. *Nick Wright is on the show! He's got issues with his kid's school and he can't call the show without bringing up Brady. *Could electric shocks on your junk make you a better lover? We ask Snowcone to give it a go. *Lazlo infuriates Slimfast by forcing him to read private text messages on the air. He then starts talking about people who are supposed to be off limits so Slimfast shuts him down and ends the show. *Thanks for listening! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo We also have a website we'd love you to visit, www.lazlo.church   Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!