It's Tuesday! Can you believe it? Just a few more days and some of you will be living that three-day-weekend life! Did you watch the College Football game? Me neither but Lazlo did. Does anyone know where we could buy a COVID vaccine? Like skip the line? *If someone asks you to tell your best story involving the cops, what's your go-to? *Headlines! Impeachment is nigh, corporations are ending their contributions to many republicans, and why is there a tank driving down the street? *You ever forget a password? It ever cost you $220 million? *NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes bought his fiance a Lamborghini. Now Slimfast wants to buy his girlfriend a pontoon boat. *Do you have kids? Do you have anything you plan on handing down to them? *Slimfast found some rules for success when you aren't talented. *That's a wrap! See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!