*GO BLUE! Michigan won last night and that means Lazlo is a little tired today. But Slim slid something across the counter to help Lazlo feel his best.
*Why do so many companies still drug test? Slim and Snowcone have both cheated drug tests in the past. Speaking of cheating a drug test, what is fake pee? Like, is it real pee that's been freeze dried? If it's actually fake, you'd think the lab could pick up on it.
*The Vegas man who attacked the judge last week was back in front of the same judge yesterday, this time, dressed like Hannibal Lecter. https://rb.gy/p7umpy
*Kimmel did almost seven minutes on Aaron Rodgers during his monologue last night. https://rb.gy/r20s4j
*Aaron Rodgers went back on the Pat Mcafee show to respond to Jimmy Kimmel's response. Will this ever end? https://rb.gy/00t2ds
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