Everyone is in a great mood today and happy to see each other. So have a seat at the bar and let's chat. *Slimfast is trying to buy used electronics for his gf's b-day present and Lazlo is advising against it. Also, has anyone noticed that there seems to be a certain influx of "bad people"? *All this talk about "bad people" got us talking about Facebook and how terrified we all are of it. *We realize that all have similiar New Year's resolutions. When you were young, what were you looking forward to the most? If you're middle aged now, how have those dreams changed? *Headlines!! The Georgia runoff election is today. Trump wants to hide in Scotland for Biden's inauguration but Scotland says he ain't welcome. Slimfast tests out some feel good stories to see if they make the cut. *Nick FU*^ING Wright is on the program and we're talking NFL playoffs!! *Slimfast has a story about something that happened over Christmas break. It involves the virgian Mary, his mother, and his girlfriend. *Teens have found an amazing way to buy booze, in the age of COVID. *Goodnight! Stay healthy! Let's do this again real soon. Until then, Everybody Wang Chung!