*Only two more shows in 2020. Normally we would be totally checked out by now but I think we all forgot that we only have a couple days left. *Let's read some of your complaints. Oh, and let's just check to see which cities are sending the complaints. Oh. Oh dear. *Headlines! That stimulus money is so close I can almost taste it! Winter storms are slamming the northeast. Are we on in the northeast? Then let's move on. A cute kid from Austin is doing her part to make sure kids have a great Christmas. Mom throw away your best porno mag? You should sue her. A Denny's waitress quits because she's sick of dealing with anti maskers. Your favorite sitcom is coming back. *PetCo Karen is the most Kareny Karen you'll see this month and she's the perfect Karen to close out 20KAREN. *If you can't handle Tom Cruise raising his voice at you, you probably can't handle life. *Who should get the vaccine first? The elderly? Sick people? Health care workers? Nah. Give it to the adulterers first. *Wasn't Slimfast a producer on Little People Big World? (no he wasn't) Yeah....about that....  *Tropicana wants to apologize for implying that the only way to handle your snot-nosed kid is to hide in the closet and drink. *That's all for today! One more show before we break for the year. Looking forward to it! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get home and stop my sister-in-law from drinking all my Patron. -Everybody Wang Chung! 

<p>*Only two more shows in 2020. Normally we would be totally checked out by now but I think we all forgot that we only have a couple days left. *Let's read some of your complaints. Oh, and let's just check to see which cities are sending the complaints. Oh. Oh dear. *Headlines! That stimulus money is so close I can almost taste it! Winter storms are slamming the northeast. Are we on in the northeast? Then let's move on. A cute kid from Austin is doing her part to make sure kids have a great Christmas. Mom throw away your best porno mag? You should sue her. A Denny's waitress quits because she's sick of dealing with anti maskers. Your favorite sitcom is coming back. *PetCo Karen is the most Kareny Karen you'll see this month and she's the perfect Karen to close out 20KAREN. *If you can't handle Tom Cruise raising his voice at you, you probably can't handle life. *Who should get the vaccine first? The elderly? Sick people? Health care workers? Nah. Give it to the&nbsp;adulterers first. *Wasn't Slimfast a producer on Little People Big World?&nbsp;(no he wasn't) Yeah....about that....&nbsp; *Tropicana wants to apologize for implying that the only way to handle your snot-nosed kid is to hide in the closet and drink. *That's all for today! One more show before we break for the year. Looking forward to it! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get home and stop my sister-in-law from drinking all my Patron. -Everybody Wang Chung!&nbsp;</p>

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