You ever get information out of someone by playing a little game called "pretend you know"? If not, let Lazlo and Slimfast teach you how. *What's the worst thing you can say to your girlfriend? Telling her that her sister is hot is a bad idea but telling her to calm down is infinitely worse. *Doomscrolling! You've heard of Disney+ and Paramount+ but what about the all new Delta+? A caller on a live sports talk show is the victim of a hit and run on the air but that doesn't stop him from talking about the 76ers. A guy in Maryland drove his car into a lake but he's okay because rescue workers were already there filming a recruitment video. Throw the CEO in the air, and drop him like you just don't care! *It's official, Ariana Grande's ex is dating Kanye's ex! *Despite being fat, lazy, and not knowing much about soccer, there are actually things non Americans love about the land of the free. *Why are products branded for women so much more expensive than products for men? Also, why are women's zippers and buttons on the wrong side of shirts and jackets? *Antonio Brown's lawyer says this whole story about fake vaccine cards is a lie. *Phone's for you. It's your dog again but he won't tell me what he wants. *Another day, another show, hopefully another one tomorrow. More importantly, we hope to see you tomorrow. Have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!