Lazlo is back and he's got beef with Slimfast about aliens and Unsolved Mysteries. *We want to see if we can get a text from all 50 states. Text us anytime day or night, tell us your state, and Snowcone will check area codes to make sure they originate from that state. I think we're already halfway there! *Thanks to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Slimfast has a news story about horny ghosts. Lazlo hates ghosts but he loves horny. How will he react? *Doomscrolling!! Some Texas parents are being sent at-home DNA and fingerprint kits for their children from the schools. Karen Halloween decorations had to be taken down after Karens complained. Mississippi daycare workers who scared toddlers with a Scream mask have been charged with felonies. People's nipples are falling off! *Padres fans come up with the worst hype-rap song in sports history. Has there ever been a good hype-rap song for a hometown sports team? *When did you stop trying to be trendy? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please subscribe and rate. Please go to our website www.lazlo.church and follow us on social media. Have a great day!

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