We're baaaack! It was touch and go there for a minute but our boss finally told us today that we could come back. *The dude from Smash Mouth is retiring and plenty of people are piling on but we're he to (sort of) defend him. *You hire a moving company to move your stuff and you pay them up front. The moving company finally arrives with your stuff and now they tell you to pay an extra $600 or else they're gonna keep all your stuff on the truck. What the hell are you supposed to do? *Doomscrolling! The Jon Gruden saga. Gabby's coroner says she was murdered by strangulation and there's still no sign of Brian Laundrie. William Shatner went to space and cried and about it. A British soccer coach got arrested in Dubai and sentenced to 25 years for having CBD. *This capitol rioter should fire his lawyer. *A girl on tik tok describes the worst first date she ever had. We don't think it sounds so bad. *Stop scalp popping one another. *Do you do anything to prepare for a late night hook up? It's a great time to buy new matching underwear. *Dad bods are still champions of the world. *Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean they don't deserve to be famous. *Which store credit card ruined your 20's? *Have a great night! Great to see you again. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!