Who won big money? Lazlo won big money!! Tune in for Lazlo's pick of the week! *STD's are on the rise. Why? No one knows but you should go get checked out. *Who doesn't love a little friendly fraud? Why would you buy a brand new suit to only wear once? *Doomscrolling!! If you live in Illinois and you've noticed your neighbors have been spending a lot of money lately, you should try to befriend them. Putin thinks it would be agreeable for you to join the Russian military and fight the West. Iran thinks that the internet is overrated. Would you rather spend time browsing the library's website or looking at sex toys? You're not the kind of person who would hijack an airplane, or are you? She's the hottest name in rap music and I'm not talking about GloRilla. *What's the longest you've ever waited in line? Can it be considered a line if you're the only person in it? *Nick Wright on the program! It's time for your lock (definition determined by Nick) of the week! *Have a great day! Thanks for listening to the podcast and don't forget to visit www.lazlo.church for all your internet needs. -Everybody Wang Chung!!