*Why aren't kids going to school?
*Whaddya bench?
*The surgeon general warns that being a dad is hard
*Talk about a crappy corporate retreat!
*Parents across the country begin to ask for more safety precautions
*Nikki Glaser is having a very good year and she deserves it
*Need a used truck? Armie Hammer will give you deal on his late model Sierra. He just needs some gas money for his new hybrid.
*Leave a one-star review, get a brick through your window.
*Dying alone at home and no one noticing is about as bad as it gets. But dying at your cubicle in a busy office and no one noticing for four days is as bad as it gets.
*The likelihood that you'll die as the result of a mosquito review is virtually 100%.
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