What would you do if you came home and caught your spouse in bed with someone else? *How much is your time worth? Americans spend a lot of money trying to make life more convenient. *Doomscrolling! R Kelly's trial finally begins, get your booster, capitol bomb threat, save your powerball tickets, and stop surfing on top of your car. *Lazlo wants to get a snake tattoo. *Julia has been sneaking out of the house and getting picked up by dudes or something. *Would you stop seeing someone if you found out they'd recently stabbed someone? *Slimfast is still trying to find someone to sue. *Who's doing the chores in this relationship? You. *Have a great day! TTYS! ;) -Everybody Wang Chung!!