Jeriney and Julia are both out today. Let's see if we can keep out of trouble. Did you watch Nick Wright playing poker last night? We have to admit, he looked pretty damn cool. *Don't have an opinion about all this Simone Biles stuff? Well you better get one! How else are we supposed to know where you stand politically?!?! *Doomscrolling! Suni Lee wins gold! CDC says it's mask season again. Lasers on drones zapping clouds. The US government sold a Wu Tang album. Lazlo loves ZZ Top. *You think your job sucks? Wait til you hear about our slightly warm studio! *Anyone else watch Relentless on Discovery? Slimfast didn't like the ending so Lazlo suggest they go fix it themselves. *Got a loud neighbor? Just leave it be. *Guys, how do you let her know you're in the mood? If you said booze, well, you said the same thing as Lazlo. *Lazlo has been trying to get Slim to invest some money in the stock market. Stocks and bonds just sound alien to Slim. *We're out! Have a great day and don't forget to follow us and reach out on social @churchoflazlo and check out lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!!