Every American was talking Britney this morning. Slimfast has a proposal to protect Britney that he would like to share. We're skeptical at first but he may have eventually won us over. *Slimfast is running a roach motel. It sounds like enjoys it and thinks of it as a hobby. *Doomscrolling! Buildings are literally falling down in the US, Britney seems to have won over most of America (again), Biden thinks American people might need their own F15's and Nukes, forget Coachella because Redneck Rave is now the most talked about summer festival. *Jeriney loves seeing the four of us go at it and she's hoping she found a good trigger today. *(error: no description for this segment) *Disney is coming out with a new Turner & Hooch reboot. Slimfast thinks it would be less offensive if they remade The Godfather with Sean Williams Scott. *Tarantino got to autograph a pretty foot. Nothing brings everyone together like bulling Slimfast. *Thanks for listening! Tomorrow is Friday and we are gonna party together! -Everybody Go To Extremes!!