Diamond hands to the moon! Lazlo suddenly finds himself a wealthy man and Slimfast is hoping to to suddenly find a deed to his house. *Opinions are like parents, everybody has them. Opinions about being a parent? Yeah, everybody has though too. But Lazlo's tend to be pretty good. *Doomscrolling! Hope your summer vacation plans didn't include traveling to Belarus. A two year old just joined Mensa and now she acts like she's better than everyone else. Some states are offering $1million to get vaccinated but one state is offering......State Fair Tickets! Central Park Karen says she only got fired from her job because she's white. Pole dancing classes for little girls are a thing but should they be? *Tik Tok is so full of bs. Who reads baby announcements anyway? *Ask Lazlo! You've got questions, he's got answers. *Texting etiquette. You'd think that most of these things would be common sense but they aren't. *Slimfast is trying to fly without his ID like it's 1999 or something. *Memorial Day weekend is almost here! Will you be joining Lazlo by his newly rented pool? *Have a great night! Stop gaslighting your kids. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!