Well, this can't be good. We walked into the studio today and someone has changed all of our phones. They changed our text line number, our request line, and the hotline without telling any of us. Lazlo just checked with our boss(?) but he couldn't help. As a matter of fact, he informs us that the other stations in the building got to keep their phone numbers. They only changed our numbers and they did it to "save money". This can't be good. Oh well, the show must go on (hopefully). *How late is too late? You never want to be the first person at the party but you also don't want to be the one who gets there right as everyone is leaving. Good news! There's a formula you can use to figure out exactly how late you should arrive. *Doomscrolling! You know a lot of people died when we're still talking about a mass shooting two days later. Not enough for the NRA to postpone their party obviously. Johnny Depp v Amber Heard will come to an end tomorrow. Will the CourtTV app just vaporize once it's over? *PornHub has been around for 15 years! Fun fact, if you combine all the time you've spent on PornHub it would equal 15 years. *Gentlemen, shirtless pics in your dating profile are a no-go. *How was that? We tried our best to ignore the writing on the wall about our jobs and discuss something other than the school shooting. How'd we do? We'll try harder tomorrow. That should be our mission statement. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

<p>Well, this can't be good. We walked into the studio today and someone has changed all of our phones. They changed our text line number, our request line, and the hotline without telling any of us. Lazlo just checked with our boss(?) but he couldn't help. As a matter of fact, he informs us that the other stations in the building got to keep their phone numbers. They only changed our numbers and they did it to "save money". This can't be good. Oh well, the show must go on (hopefully). *How late is too late? You never want to be the first person at the party but you also don't want to be the one who gets there right as everyone is leaving. Good news! There's a formula you can use to figure out exactly how late you should arrive. *Doomscrolling! You know a lot of people&nbsp;died when we're still talking about a mass shooting two days later. Not enough for the NRA to postpone their party obviously. Johnny Depp v Amber Heard will come to an end tomorrow. Will the CourtTV app just vaporize once it's&nbsp;over? *PornHub has been around for 15 years! Fun fact, if you combine all the time you've spent on PornHub it would equal 15 years. *Gentlemen, shirtless pics in your dating profile are a no-go. *How was that? We tried our best to ignore the writing on the wall about our jobs&nbsp;<em>and&nbsp;</em>discuss something other than the school shooting. How'd we do? We'll try harder tomorrow. That should be our mission statement. -Everybody Wang Chung!!</p>

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