How much money do you need to be rich? It depends on who you're asking. Young people are much easier to impress than our parents and grandparents. I think I'll know I've made it when I can finally buy a phone directly from Apple instead of meeting a stranger from Facebook in a parking lot somewhere. *A marriage counselor says that women have one specific complaint about their husbands more than every other complaint combined. *Doomscrolling!! Old & Busted = COVID. New Hotness = Monkeypox.  Gas prices are too damn high. George W has returned with another Bushism. Amber's sister says Johnny and Amber always fought when drugs and alcohol were involved. The Johnny Cash water tower shooter has been arrested. A middle school in Arkansas is being investigated for punishing kids the same way schools have been punishing kids since I was a kid. *Julia's back and she's upset with Slimfast. Two can play at this game sister! *What phrases cause us the most anxiety at work? "Can I see you in my office" is still the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. *The best movies of all time about music. *Speaking of movies about music, Lazlo watched a full-blown musical by himself this week. This guy is still full of surprises. *That's a wrap but before we go, Slimfast needs to send a few texts to smooth some things over. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!