*We need an update on Slim's head trauma. Let's see it. Oh my god! Never mind! Cover it up!
*Details about a local man who allegedly tampered with food in restaurant's kitchen have been released. Oh. My. God. Please don't mess with people's food.
*Ohtani's former interpreter is either the greatest or worst friend ever.
*Travis Kelce is working on a new TV project!
*Slimfast translates sections of Putin's speech to the world.
*Diarrhea Man has been arrested!
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