Happy Super Hero Day! America's favorite superhero is not Lazlo but could he take the title of America's hottest dad? Find out today! *It's storytime! This is the part of the show where we turn to our subreddit (r/churchoflazlo) and check out the most requested stories. Find out why Lazlo always says "find your heron" and Snowcone tells us the pennies from space camp story. *Doomscrolling!! The United States managed to get one American sent home after being held in a Russian prison but what about Brittany? The easiest way to not fall for the Zelle scam is to not use Zelle. Children under six could finally have a vaccine just for them. Olivia Wilde was served court papers while on stage in front of an audience. Did someone try to poison a college baseball team's water cooler? The vaping witness stole the show at the Johnny Depp trial this week. Don't drink and drive golf carts. *I like big butts and a can of limes. *What do you hide from someone new when dating? Tattoos? Drug addiction? You kids? *Do you have self-imposed drinking rules? A lot of people do but Lazlo ain't one. *The hottest dad in America thanks you for listening! Don't forget to follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!