*No one forces you to dress like an old person. Slimfast chooses to with his driving loafers. 

*What is old age in 2024? Our ideas of what qualifies as being "old" have changed a lot over the years.

*Weinstein's New York conviction has been overturned in appeals court.

*Snowcone submits his application to be a "Wookie Rookie" and make $1,000 for watching Star Wars movies.

*Tennessee is closer to arming teachers with guns. Reality is stranger than fiction.

*The once in a lifetime cicada brood is coming soon.

*Can technology save our planet and our species? The new commercially available flamethrowing robot dog sure gives us hope. 

*The best love story we've heard in years involves a GrubHub driver and fried pickles. 

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