*John Mayer may have told fathers to be kind to their daughters but it might not be enough to save him from being canceled. *Lazlo is trying to ask Drew Barrymore on a date. *After fifty years of marriage, how often should you be having sex with your spouse? *Doomscrolling! Britney's dad's lawyer finally gives us the other side of the story. Plus, we find a way to pretend like we're giving back to the community. *Nelly's old mansion is for sale and it's a bargain! *Julia sings 90's commercial jingles for us. *Zoom + masturbation = unemployment for one Maryland teacher. *A pansexual asthmatic asks Lazlo for advice. *How many times have you had fun as an adult? Really try and think about. What was the most fun you've had after college? *UFO's are real. No need to go on and on about it. The evidence is clear. *Lazlo had pizza that was so bad, he got angry about it. *That's a wrap! Join us tomorrow as we make up stuff as we go along! -Everybody Wang Chung!!