Heck of a show today! Texas doesn't have power so Ted Cruz is flying to Mexico for a little getaway. *Why do dogs sniff your crotch? We just found the answer. *It's 2021 and that means good parents do their parenting on Tik Tok. *Headlines! DUI prison parties, the face waxing challenge, and teachers donating kidneys! *We take a little test to figure out who was the poorest kid on this show. (It's Slimfast) *Gen Z is ripping millennials again and they're pretty good at it. *Lazlo still hates libraries and he can't find anyone to take his side. *Can your company fire you for just being a loudmouth and kind of annoying? *Want to know if a man is good in bed? Here's every box he needs to check. *Thanks for listening fam! Don't forget to follow us on all socials @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!