We are all over the place today. *The zoom cat lawyer is getting canceled. *Headlines! The CDC wants us to wear two masks, Borat 2 might win an oscar, and you gotta hear the story about the old man throwing dead animals on a grave. *Bruce Springsteen got a DUI and the story sounds fishy. *Here's the things people look for in a partner. They sound picky as hell. *What's your dream job? Lazlo and Slim's are weird and kind of creepy. *Slimfast wants to start an OnlyFans. *Lazlo got a sneak peek of Slim's OnlyFans and now he's depressed. *The mayor of Lazlo's town is stepping down and Lazlo's gonna take his place. *Have a great night/day -Everybody Wang Chung!!