*Did you get rich off any of this GameStop stuff? We didn't but Lazlo managed to make some coin off a hot tip from Slimfast. *What caused all of this day trading crazienss? Horny men. Seriously, that's what some people think. *Headlines! Joe Biden something something environment. The SEC might change the rules so that average people can't profit off the stock market like this again. If we told you "whites only" cemeteries were still a thing in the U.S., would you believe us? Those instant COVID tests we've been hearing about for a year are finally here and they're dogs. *Julia's boyfriend made her a list and Lazlo has some thoughts about it. *Is looking at porn cheating? What about thinking of someone else when you're alone? What about getting hogtied on public transit? *Where and when did you show up drunk when you weren't supposed to be? *No matter what you get your wife/gf for Valentine's Day, she's gonna be disappointed. *Thanks for stopping by! Let's check in one more time before we call it a week. Do afternoons work for you? Perfect! -Everybody Wang Chung!