It's Thursday and I'm racing against the clock! My laptop is at 1% and if I don't get this posted before it dies then it'll be another hour before it goes up! *Kids are stupid. *Headlines are full of news! *Julia learns a few things about Lazlo. *Would you rather take relationship advice from someone who's been in one long-term relationship or someone who's been in fifty? *The lottery pact. *Lazlo thinks his neighbor is hot! *I think we made it...Everybody wang ch