We got another package! Who sent us this one? Snowcone's girlfriend? What are these things? What are you supposed to do wi....ohhhhh. *Teachers in Missouri are begging for clearance to beat up your kids and those permission slips have already started to roll in. *What do you regret most in life? If it doesn't involve a missed romantic connection from grade school then I don't want to hear about it. *Doomscrolling! Uvalde school police chief is now the former Uvalde school police chief. What records were you breaking at 17? Why does this cigar smell like my cologne? Does anyone know what bus number my kids ride? *Shot or Not. It's like Hot or Not except you have to guess whether people have been shot. *According to women, men like foreplay too. Don't know how to get your man excited? Try one of these fun new games with a friend tonight. *Why is Snowcone getting so frustrated about his Tinder profile? It's not from lack of action. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Stop by www.lazlo.church to find us after hours or Tinder to find Snowcone. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!