YOOO! It's Friday and we are amped! *Kanye did Kanye stuff last night and he managed to still surprise us. *Slimfast claims he's found a way to never work another day in your life. Turns out it's a garbage idea. *Doomscrolling! Biden's gonna hunt down some terrorists. COVID numbers in the US are astonishing. A man high on mushrooms shot and killed a young father. Some schools want athletes to wear ankle monitors at school to make sure they are socially distancing. A Christian OnlyFans star says Jesus would love sex workers. During an early morning walk, a man is attacked by two dogs and the whole thing was captured on video. A St Louis man was striking out on dating apps so he came up with a clever idea. A judge says parents must pay for their son's pornography that they threw away. *Who are the top three bands, dead or alive, that you wish would make new music? *Remember the days when you could get in a fight at school and no one filmed it and it wasn't on the internet? Lazlo remembers. *With all this talk about Nirvana's Nevermind album this week, what about people on other famous rock albums? *What's a perfectly reasonable sentence that would make no sense 20 years ago? *Have a great weekend! See you Monday!! -Everybody Wang Chung!!