*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't. *Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next time! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo *Thanks to our friends at www.mitra-9.com Remember to use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. You'll save money and help us out at the same time.  *Slim wants to thank Dick Ray Plumbing Heating & Cooling for finally fixing his AC. Service your AC now before it's hot or fix your AC now before your lady friend dumps you.  Contact Us | Dick Ray Air Conditioning, Heating, Plumbing, Drains® (dickraymasterplumber.com) *Thanks to Direct Computer Outlet for making this podcast and our livestream possible. If you need computer or phone stuff, look no further. You'll save money, plus the staff couldn't be nicer and more helpful.

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting.  *The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock.  *Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions. *The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com) *Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial.  *Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher. *Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. Video Ad (youtube.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18. *What's your airplane booze of choice? How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com) *The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this. *Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic. *Trump was fined in court and threatened with jail time. *An emergency slide from a Boeing airplane fell off mid-flight and landed in the yard of a lawyer already suing Boeing! The matrix gets glitchy sometimes.  *Dave and Busters says they will soon allow you to bet real money on arcade games. *Flirting on social media leads to a first date. First date leads to seduction from Crystal and then gunfire... from Crystal. Slimfast seems to think this is the stuff of fantasies. Man 'dodges bullets' as love interest 'pulls handgun' on first date 'attempted murder' (msn.com) *Remembering the time Lazlo and Slim got hotel rooms next to each other and Lazlo got busted crawling into Slim's room from the balcony. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo was really hoping someone would have watched Baby Reindeer by now. *This NCAA antitrust lawsuit could change college sports drastically.  *Why is shopping for a car such a daunting task? *People hate the new MLB uniforms, and it looks like Nike will do something about it.  *We know who the $1.3 billion Power Ball winner is and he's going to use the money to...finally get healthcare for his terminal illness. *Would you trade your hapiness and sense of wellbeing to lose weight?  *Patrick Mahomes has fully embraced the villain role and we love it! *It's been a couple of years but Slimfast is finally back with a Slim Fact! *If you joined us on twitch today (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Slimfast finally revealed his head injury. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Slim is asked to explain his head injury, but perhaps the head injury explains Slim. *The Super Bowl might finally be moved to a three-day weekend.  *Sexsomnia: What is it and how do I use it as an excuse to get out of embarrassing situations?  *Would your opinions about Candidate A change if you learned that they shot their pet dog? *The White House Correspondents Dinner was this weekend and Biden "roasted" Trump. So of course, Trump fake-tweeted about it.  *Your car might know more about you than your parents and your phone. *A woman waiting to be seated at a restaurant spots a teen in a short skirt. Thinking the skirt is a threat to the wellbeing of children, the woman decides to ____.  Alleged Utah employee charged with sexual battery after skirt-dispute video goes viral | KSL.com *Some dads kiss their sons on the lips. Some dads nibble their sons' earlobes on live tv. Cops investigate viral video of man 'nibbling boy's ear' at World Snooker Championship (msn.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*No one forces you to dress like an old person. Slimfast chooses to with his driving loafers.  *What is old age in 2024? Our ideas of what qualifies as being "old" have changed a lot over the years. *Weinstein's New York conviction has been overturned in appeals court. *Snowcone submits his application to be a "Wookie Rookie" and make $1,000 for watching Star Wars movies. *Tennessee is closer to arming teachers with guns. Reality is stranger than fiction. *The once in a lifetime cicada brood is coming soon. *Can technology save our planet and our species? The new commercially available flamethrowing robot dog sure gives us hope.  *The best love story we've heard in years involves a GrubHub driver and fried pickles.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day. *The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes  *Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses.  *The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is.  *A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Was 16 the best of the teen years? *Slimfast wanted to open a night club.  *Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van.  *Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school.  *Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon. *Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being called fat.  *Alec Baldwin vs Crackhead Barney *Stop rinsing off your shredded cheese.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo gives us a full report on his maiden trip to Topeka and what he thinks of the capital city.  *What's the over-under on Lazlo getting his tag renewed before they expire? It all depends on whether or not Snowcone is willing to go to the DMV for Him.  *Slim wants to know why the elderly widow living next door won't invite him into her house at night.  *Taylor Swift broke all the records you'd expect her to break. *Tom Brady is getting roasted.  *Harry Styles will sleep easier knowing that his biggest fan has been arrested.  *Did your parents wash your mouth out with soap? I thought every parent did that! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Taylor Swift dropped her album at midnight which means none of us have slept.  *Time's Most Influential People list is here but we're not seeing Lazlo's name anywhere. *The news only cares about Taylor Swift today. Have you checked on your Swifties? *Why do some (non-celebrity) parents not want their kids' pictures on social media?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to leave a quick review and join us each weekday afternoon on twitch (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Do parents really test their children's IQ? Who's the smartest person in your family? *Did Aaron Rodgers casually imply that AIDS was created by the government, and why did it take the internet a month to catch it? *Bryan Kohberger's defense team has laid out his alibi for the night of the murders. Looks like police will need to resume their search for the actual killer.  *Hackers took down 911 call centers in multiple states.  *Did Red Lobster give away too much endless shrimp? Lazlo thinks something feels off about this story. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch around 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo is watching the new Fallout series on Prime and Slim is watching Massacre of the Mormons on Max. *OJ's family says they will not donate his brain for CTE studies. *Caitlin Clark got drafted. Could this change the fortunes of the WNBA? *BREAKING! Doctors Say Social Media Isn't Great For Kids! *A Nebraska teacher was caught naked with one of her students in an SUV. *Tennessee is finally doing something about chemtrails. The 12 Best Fast-Food Restaurants in America. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo recaps his trip to Branson Missouri. *Slimfast recaps his trip to Nick's wedding. *Two missing moms in Kansas have been found dead and the in-laws are suspects. *Trump's hush money (Stormy Daniels) trial is getting underway. *An 81-year-old man in Ohio shot and killed an Uber driver after being pranked on the phone. We explain. *"Rust" armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was sentenced to 18 months in prison. *Lazlo got into a road rage incident today, and yes, it was an old man. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Why is Lazlo wearing an Ohio shirt? *Lazlo is fed with patronizing fans. He's now throwing his full support behind the Nashville's Hot Chickens. *Would you rather be able to shoot fire balls from your hand, lasers, or (can't believe I have to include this) a drink dispenser.  *The stadium vote is today. The polls are telling us this thing is too close to call. *Slimfast needs an e-bike.  *Any guesses what the fastest growing non-pickleball sport is in America?  *Does legalized sports betting mean that there are major betting scandals around the corner? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*How about those Royals! *Old man complains about being old man. *Slim's niece needed help, so she called her other uncle. *Police remind Rashee Rice to keep his car fenced or leashed at all times.  *Powerball is up to a $1 billion. *Starting today, California fast food joints have to start paying their kiosks $20 an hour. *Ex wife pees her pants at the airport. *The greatest nude scenes of all time and why Lazlo thinks you can have too much of a good thing. *Get divorced. Get free stuff! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*The latest form of victimhood is something called 'Sunshine Guilt' and it's as dumb as it sounds. *It's Easter Weekend. What is Easter and why do Americans spend so much money on it? Lazlo is not impressed by any of it and he puts us all in awkward position, comparing ourselves to Jesus.  *Eclipse fever is sweeping the nation and Lazlo's temperature is through the roof! *Police pulled over a 9-year-old who said he was trying to get to school. Should we judge the parents? Too late! Lazlo's already doing it. *Diddy might end up being guilty but he's right about one thing, the cops didn't need to swarm his homes like that.  *Seinfeld has a movie coming out about cereal. Yes, breakfast cereal. *Beyonce's country album is out and Snowcone is giddy. *In the streaming age, it's hard to know how many albums artists sell. So let's take a look back at a time when record sales mattered and see who sold the most. *Who was the greatest rock & roll front-person of your lifetime? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a minute to leave a kind review and check out our links. We'd love to see you join us on twitch next time. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Baseball is here! It's time to lose a bunch of money on our phones...again! *AITAH-"My boyfriend is going on a bachelorette party with his best friend, who's female." *Joe Lieberman has passed away. *Women in NYC are randomly getting punched in the face by someone.  *The Utah women's basketball team were harassed and threatened by racist a-holes in Idaho. *Do you believe Shohei's story regarding the gambling scandal? The media seems split. *Do you periodically use Facebook to check in on your high school bully? A long term study proves it, bullies grow up to be awesome.  *Was Lazlo the bully or the bullied? You be the judge. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Kansas wants to block porn websites, similar to Texas and Louisianna.  *If you think you're part of America's middle class, think again. *Someone in Jersey won the Mega Millions jackpot. *Trump Bibles are now available in the gift shop for $60. *A former Syracuse Basketball player has been named in the Diddy investigation as a possible "mule" *St Louis Swat executed a warrant with the help of a stolen pair of AirPods and the FindMy app. Yes, they went to the wrong house. *You now have a lifetime 99% discount on ______ *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone claims he doesn't have a warrant out for his arrest, but we think Snowcone has a warrant out for his arrest.  *Even when we try to do things the right way, we still can't our lives together. *Lazlo has some follow up questions concerning Slim's health scare over the weekend. *The Key Bridge is Baltimore collapsed after being struck by a cargo ship. *Shohei made his first public statements since the gambling news broke. *Florida just passed a law that would ban social media for kids.  *None of us have much March Madness this year. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*The NFL is going to be flag football soon. *Even the threat of losing his junk can't get Slim to go to the doctor. *Russia says they've captured the men responsible for Friday's terrorist attack but don't bother trying to recognize their faces from pictures or videos. *Trump gets his bond reduced and more time to pay it.  *P Diddy's homes were raided today by homeland security and enough cops to storm the beaches of Normandy. *British guy laughs at Americans for thinking they could win a fight against a grizzly bear. *Literally Anybody Else announces he's running for president.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Corey Silverstein, the "Adult Lawyer" is on the show! Mr. Silverstein is a lawyer based in Michigan. He founded his firm in 2006 and has been involved in representing the adult industry for over a decade. He focuses on all the unique issues facing the industry. Corey (we're on a first name basis after the interview) has been a vocal critic of states like Texas and Louisianna's adult verification laws for online pornography.  We discuss the differences between existing state laws and proposed legislation in other states, including Missouri. Corey explains the differences between some of the current laws and proposals, his thoughts on what's really behind these laws, and why we they are nothing more than porn bans. Is there a better way to keep kids from accessing adult content online or is that even something we should be attempting? We went into this interview knowing that Corey was not a fan of the current laws and proposals, but we were a little surprised to learn that, unlike most critics, his top concern is not privacy.  Corey Silverstein ended up being the perfect guest. He's smart, he's funny, he talks like us, and he said our willingness to discuss our porn use was courageous! Did we just become best friends?  Follow Corey Silverstein on Social Media Corey D. Silverstein, Esq. (@myadultattorney) / X (twitter.com) Corey D. Silverstein, Esq. (@coreydsilverstein) • Instagram photos and videos Silverstein Legal - YouTube Thanks to our friends at Mitra 9 for making this show possible. Visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC for a generous discount. We always recommend Mitra to everyone looking for great Kava and Kratom products. Our personal favorites are the kratom or kava GoPak but we like to keep some shots on hand and some seltzers in the fridge as well.  Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*It's March Madness and Americans can't get enough of Caitlin Clark.  *Is Lazlo approaching the moment when he realizes his son could kick his ass? That's a moment every father and son remember. The differences between Dad Strength and Mom Strength.  *There's been a terrible attack on concertgoers in Moscow. All signs point to terrorism, but the possibilities are frightening.  *Apple has denied allegations from the justice department that they have monopolized the smart phone market by engaging in anti-competitive practices.  *Kevin Bacon is getting Footloose again! *Kate Middleton announces she is battling cancer.  *The escaped Idaho inmate and his accomplices have been captured but not before they could hurt more people.  *A Michigan school teacher says she was fired from teaching High School history because of her rapping alter ego, Drippin' Honey.  *It's Friday so we've dipped into the archives and found an old Country Psychic segment. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you Monday.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo woke up to find water leaking through the ceiling. Is it more stressful to own a home or to not own a home? *Is Shohei Ohtani the new Pete Rose? Some people think so but the details are complicated. *Power Ball and Mega Millions could make you a billionaire again. Anyone else tired of hearing about it? *The Little Rascals robbed a bank in Texas and they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky parents. *What's going on with Richard Simmons? *Kansas City Kansas is getting an amusement park. The border wars are heating up! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo

*Quiet on Set-The Dark Side of Kids TV. We all watched the last two episodes last night and so did Dan Schneider.  *The search continues in Nashville for Riley Strain, the missing Mizzou student. Police are trying to dispel rumors that there is any evidence indicating that Riley was being chased. *Amazon Prime Video is finally getting something people might watch, a YouTube show. *Texas woman says she was drugged and kidnapped before managing to fatally shoot her abductor. I guess we'll have to take her word for it.  *An Ohio dad is facing charges after repeadetly calling the cops to complain about his son's elementary school sending home too much homework. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*The big boss is in town today, so we have to step out for a bit. Sorry for the shorter show. *A Mizzou student went missing in Nashville over a week ago and few clues have been found.  *The Tik Tok ban is still dominating the news but Slimfast thinks we shouldn't be calling it a "ban". *Have you watched Quiet on Set on Max? Quiet On Set: The Dark Side Of Kids TV | ID - YouTube *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

* The Chiefs signed a veteran wide receiver! That's it! All of our wishes have been granted! *Your city does not have the third biggest St Patrick's Day parade, and there are a few more claims that need to stop being made unchallenged.  *PornHub has blocked access in Texas. Your state might not be safe for long. *You probably have long COVID. I know I do.  *Utah Governor Signs Bill Encouraging Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms. *The latest headline causing conspiracy theorists heads to spin involves the "suicide" of a Boeing whistleblower.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone's car is now mostly made up of bumper stickers, trash bags, and pieces of cardboard.  *Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes announce plans for new restaurant in Kansas City. *When Lazlo and his boys have given up all hope of being able to watch baseball on tv this spring, the league has a serious problem.  *What are the odds that congress actually shuts down Tik Tok with this new legislation?  *Elon Musk vs Don Lemon *Dozens of bands and panelists have backed out of SXSW this week because of Army sponsorship.  The story behind bizarre Aroldis Chapman groping video (nypost.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*You don't have to be a fan of The Patriots to love the new docu-series The Dynasty on Apple. The Dynasty: New England Patriots — Official Trailer | Apple TV+ - YouTube *Looks like Robert Kennedy is seriously considering Aaron Rodgers as his running mate.  *Is Kate Middleton in a coma? Is the royal marriage in trouble? Did a BBL surgery go wrong? Perhaps she got a bad haircut and she's just waiting for her bangs to grow back. *The House votes to ban Tik Tok. *The Innocence Project has taken up Scott Peterson's case. *Slimfast still doesn't have AC at his house and now he has pantry bugs. How long can this guy keep his girlfriend around? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

After watching Hell Camp and The Program on Netflix, we've been fascinated by the "troubled teen industry" and wanted to speak with someone whose parents had sent them to one of these programs. That's when we discovered that Phil, a frequent contributor on our twitch stream, had been sent to a troubled teen camp when he was 17, almost twenty years ago.  We think you'll be surprised by Phil's final thoughts on his camp experience and what his relationship is like with his parents today. Hope you enjoy this week's conversation.  Thanks to our friends at Mitra 9 for making this podcast possible. Visit www.mitra-.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC when checking out. It saves you money and helps us out.  Subscribe to our twitch channel at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Visit our subreddit to chat with us after hours. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

*Can we get from Russell Wilson to Damon Huard in one conversation?  *Jason  Kelce is retiring and we hope to see him in Chiegs gear more often. Who is Lazlo's 2nd favorite NFL team? *Slim's s****y little dog.  *Lazlo Sopranos booth sold for over $82k. *It's Super Tuesday! By this time tomorrow we'll be playing a clip of Nikki Haley's announcement that she's suspending her campaign.  *Nick Swardson was escorted off stage for being too drunk during a set but we don't think he sounded that bad. *We finally cover the peanut butter toes scandal out of Oklahoma.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Buying used can save a lot of money but it can also lead to traumatic flashbacks.  *The Oceans Calling Festival in Ocean City has a lineup made for Slimfast and he wants Lazlo to go with him. *Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA all-time scoring record. Does this mean that she's in the conversation for greatest college basketball player of all time? *Trump heads into Super Tuesday with the wind in his sails. *South Florida doesn't understand how they became a spring break destination to begin with but they're over it.  *This could get heated. USA Today put together a list of the greatest Adam Sandler movies of all time.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Gyro is here! That's right, we have a guest in-studio this week and it's Lazlo's oldest son. We wanted to know what life is like for a modern teenager and Lazlo's son. We talk social media, not staying out until the streetlights come on, being filmed by classmates at school, and even a little baseball. We hope you enjoy the episode! *Thanks to our sponsors Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. You'll get a nice discount, and we'll get to keep our sponsor.  *Thanks to our friend at Direct Computer Outlet for making this podcast and our twitch stream possible. If you need a laptop, phone, tablet, or accessories, they'll save you some serious money,  *Please subscribe to our twitch channel. We broadcast every weekday around 2p central, and we broadcast while recording Toxic & Problematic. You'll get uncensored and behind the scenes content and you can chat with us live. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo *Hang out with us after hours on our subreddit. We read every post and comment and respond to all critics with vitriolic and personal attacks.  www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo *Have a great day and we'll see you next week!

*Gaming with Lazlo. *There's a new docuseries on Apple about Tom Brady and The Patriots and you'll be shocked to learn that Lazlo is all caught up. *Can a hobby make someone undatable? We're not talking about spending the night but actually dating. *Larry Davis cried about Richard Lewis, but no man cries quite like Snowcone.  *A lawyer leading a class action lawsuit against TEMU says the app is the most dangerous in America. *Biden is fit for duty. *A high school teacher asked two boys in her class to stand up and sword fight and now the school is being sued. *The Supreme Court says they'll hear Trump's claims of immunity which means he probably won't go to trial before the election. *Bradley Cooper wasn't sure he loved his daughter in the first few months. *Would your mom and/or dad take a bullet for you?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Lazlo implores Slimfast to start an OnlyFans and he's got specific content in mind.  *We discuss the new documentary about Joran van der Sloot called Pathological. You might want to warn your kids about the psychopath next door.  *Looks like we're going to have to wait at least another year for Kohberger's trial.  *Should Joe Biden be worried about Michigan? *A judge in Illinois was removed from the bench for reversing his own decision.  *The CEO of Kellogg's wants to remind you that your family should probably be eating cereal for dinner. *Another story about another woman being charged over $1,000 for a Subway sandwich, but this story gets comical. *The NFL players union released their anonymous player poll, and the Chiefs ownership did not do so well. *Lazlo and Slimfast both live in one of the happiest cities in America. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone finally watched Dear Zachery, a sad documentary from 2008. Not just a sad documentary, but the saddest documentary anyone has ever seen. Snowcone is still having a hard time finding his center.  *If you're worried about your kids turning 18 and suffering from empty nest syndrome, you can relax. They won't be moving out until they're 27. *British tabloids are reporting some unpleasant rumors about Taylor and Travis but there might be a reasonable explanation for all of this.  *Wendy's will experiment with surge pricing and people are reacting exactly how you'd expect. *Experts suggest that kids start wearing headphones and earbuds to keep them busy and give you a moment to yourself.  *Puff Daddy has a new accuser and new accusations.  *"Look at me! I'm the captain now!" *Have you ever been to a wedding where something crazy happened? Have you ever been the crazy thing that happened at a wedding? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*The Last Airbender, Anime, and Dune! Let's get nerdy! *Slimfast wants people to know that the smell of decomposing bodies coming from his basement is nothing to worry about.  *Will the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? Should the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? *Everyone loves the Kelce brothers and their families.  *Gabby Petito's family has reached a settlement with the Laundrie family.  *What's so bad about a little lead poisoning?  *You don't call or visit your grandmother enough and you know it. But stop feeling guilty about it and buy her a VR headset! *The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are out!  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Spencer missed his court date this morning but he's pretty sure the judge is cool with it.  *Did high school fights and bar fights always end with guys getting kicked in the face while lying unconscious on the ground? Fights in the movies were so much more civilized.  *Where should everyone go for vacation this year? Slimfast is jaw jackin again about theme parks in Orlando but we all know he's gonna end up driving the station wagon to Branson. *A new class action lawsuit accusses dating apps of being addictive scams that try to get you hooked and spend more and more money. *A popular "mom-fluencer" has been convicted of child abuse and she's going to prison where she belongs.  *A fishing tournament in Connecticut disqualified the 1st and 2nd place winners because......they failed a polygraph?  *Lazlo's office is getting cleaned out and he doesn't want most of this stuff. This is your chance to own a piece of Lazlo history.  *We've played "What's in Slim's Backpack?" but it looks like we should have been playing "What's in Snowcone's Backpack?" My goodness... *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

*Snowcone's Running late because he's preparing for a court date? More on that later. *Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. There can only be one. *We're getting more information about Snowcone's trouble with the law. He has a court date in Pleasanton Kansas tomorrow morning. He's representing himself in court. Never a good idea. *A man is suing the lottery after he claims they made him think he'd won over $300 million. *With all this talk about Alexei Navalny, I'm worried we might have another Franz Ferdinand situation on our hands.  *Teens finally agree about something with their parents; Ozempic is awesome! *We have more information from the police about the shooting at the parade last week. You'll never guess what sparked the gunfight.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

This week, our friend Nick Wright calls into the podcast to discuss the terrible shooting at this week's parade in Kansas City. Nick was not only a witness, and now part of a growing statistic, but this is also a subject that he and Lazlo are both passionate about. We know people will have strong opinions about this week's episode and we encourage your feedback. You can find all of our links below.  For more information on gun laws and how we can change blanket immunity, check out Gabby Giffords organization. Home | Giffords Thanks to our sponsors at Mitra 9 for making this show possible. Please visit Mitra-9 and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC and get a nice big discount on your order.  Have a great week and we'll see you next time.  -Everybody Wang Chung! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo