*You didn't ask for a ten minute review of HBO's Murder on Middle Beach but we're gonna give it to you anyway. *Don't eat gas station that's been in your fridge for days. You'll get worms and go crazy. *Headlines! Rudy's got Rona. Texas high school boy is suspended for wearing nail polish. Bear fights dog, man fights bear, dog is okay. Don't you hate it when you go to pull up your pants and your gun goes off at Nieman Marcus? Today's monolith update. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's not friends with Lazlo anymore. *George Clooney has sold a lot of Flowbee's. What's your favorite celeb-endorsement? *Matthew Perry's ex-girlfriend gave quite the interview. *That's all for now. Stay safe out there. Let's catch up soon.