Yo! Hope everyone had a great weekend. We get caught up on everyone's vacation. *Work hard, try to win, you don't want to end up like Slimfast. *Doomscrolling! New COVID variants are here in time for the holidays. Epstein's friend is on trial. The Rock bought a nice guy a nice truck. A man took a two hour flight in the landing gear of a plane and survived. Kanye wants his family back. A college student died from an of off campus charity fight. Don't write a bad review until you've already checked out of the hotel. *An armored vehicle spilled some cash on the highway and the people who picked it up are probably gonna get in trouble. *What things should everyone in their 30's own? *A little story about a Boston Market in southern California. *People say the ideal job should have hot coffee, a short commute, and pay at least $60k. *You can get paid to watch holiday movies and write reviews. *Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!